Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
→ Wire haired terriers!!

What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
→ A chew-chew train!

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?
→ A glowberman pinscher!

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?
→ The Philadelphia Beagles!

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?
→ A Doberman puncher!

What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
→ A dusky husky!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?
→ A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?
→ A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?
→ To a weterinarian!

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
→ Get a small hankie!