Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather?
→ A faint Bernard!

- Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does!

- What does it do?

- It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare!

- What?

- Yeah, it says:

- To bark or not to bark that is the question! and keeps on barking!

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?
→ A tusky!

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?
→ Labs!

What kind of dog can tell time?
→ A clockshund!

What kind of dog always needs a shave?
→ A bearded collie!

What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair?
→ A bald beagle!

What kind of dog is the most colorful?
→ A paint Bernard!

What dog is always tired in London?
→ An English sleep dog.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
→ A bud hound!