Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

- Why do you like to go on camping trips?

- I like to "ruff it!"

- What is your favorite holiday?

- Howloween!

What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?
→ A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?
→ It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking.

- Didn't I see you on a TV commercial?

- How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?
→ A short one!

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?
→ Miniature golf!

- Was your master playing catch with you?

- No, I was playing throw with her!

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
→ A tennis ball!

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?
→ Lap-top!