Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
→ At a flea market!

What is your dog's favorite breakfast?
→ Pooched eggs!

How do you make a dog float?
→ Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Which dog eats with its tail?
→ All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
→ A trombone.

What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner?
→ Have a short table!

What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water?
→ A hot-weiler!

How can you make a basset hound fast?
→ Take away its food!

What dogs never get lost?
→ Newfound-lands!

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?
→ Only when they snap at something!