Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?
→ Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?
→ He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?
→ A Doberman fincher!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
→ A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
→ Yankee poodle!

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?
→ With a track-tor!

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
→ Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

How can if you have a stupid dog?
→ It chases parked cars!

When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around?
→ They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
→ He foamed at the mouth.