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Pet Dog Clothes
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
→ A petticoat!
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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
→ A petticoat!
What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?
→ Fi-Do!
What did the dog use to make his kite?
→ Flypaper.
When does a dog go "moo"?
→ When it is learning a new language!
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
→ Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Why is a dog like a baseball player?
→ He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
→ None. They are all on the outside.
How did the dog make anti-freeze?
→ He stole her blanket.
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
→ A whino!
- How did you find the fleas?
- I didn't! They found me!