Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

- Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong?

- Pupil: I don't know, nobody I know owns one!

Why do elephants do well in school?
→ Because they have a lot of grey matter!

- Bill: My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant.

- Bert: Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
→ Dumbo!

How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
→ Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
→ When it's a baby elephant!

Why did the elephant eat the candle?
→ For light refreshment!

Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
→ He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!

Why do elephants eat raw food?
→ Because they don't know how to cook!

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
→ Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!