Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
→ Russell!

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
→ Annette!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
→ Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
→ Because of all the cheetahs!

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
→ On television!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
→ Here come the elephants.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
→ Get a tame one and annoy it!

Tarzan was tired when he came home.

- What have you been doing? - asked Jane.

- Chasing a herd of elephants on vines.

- Really? - said Jane.

- I thought elephants stayed on the ground!

- Teacher: Where would you find an elephant?

- Pupil: You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!

- Teacher: Name six wild animals.

- Pupil: Four elephants and two lions!