Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
→ You get very lumpy ice cream!

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
→ Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
→ Take all the matches out first!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?
→ "Pack your trunk and clear out!"

Why did the elephant cross the road?
→ Because the chicken was having a day off!

How does an elephant get out of a small car?
→ The same way that he got in!

How do you fit five elephants into a car?
→ Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Why do elephants have trunks?
→ Because they would look silly carrying suitcases!

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?
→ Cold ones!

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said:

- You know you really need help.

- Yes I do - said the elephant, - get this kid off my foot!