Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings?
→ Watch elevision!

What do you do with old cannon balls?
→ Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?
→ A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk!

What do you find in an elephants graveyard?
→ Elephantoms!

What animals were last to leave the ark?
→ The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Why do elephants have trunks?
→ Because they've no pockets to put things in!

What do you give an elephant with big feet?
→ Plenty of room!

How to elephants talk to each other?
→ By 'elephone!

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
→ Terrified!

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?
→ Warren!