Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway.
Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?
→ Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time!

How do you raise a baby elephant?
→ With a fork lift truck!

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
→ Raining elephants!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
→ Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Why do the elephants have short tails?
→ Because they can't remember long stories!

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
→ Out of the way!

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
→ Take away it's credit cards!

- My elephants got no trunk?

- How does it smell?

- Terrible!

How do you hire an elephant?
→ Stand it on four bricks!