Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
→ If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?
→ Because it's out of the high rent district.

Why don't elephants like martinis?
→ Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?
→ Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
→ Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
→ A sheep.

Why did the gum cross the road?
→ Because it was under the elephants foot.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
→ A jumbo yeti.

How does an elephant go up a tree?
→ It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How do you make an elephant sandwich?
→ First of all, you get a very large loaf...