Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
→ He was the last of his race!

A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them:

- How do you like it so far?

The mouse replied:

- It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?

God said:

- Sure, and he gave him a pair of roller skates.

The next day God saw the cat and asked him:

- How do you like it up here so far?

and the cat replied:

- Great, I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!

- Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

- Must have been a duck family.

- A duck family?

- Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

Why do polo bears like bald men?
→ Because they have a great, white, bear place!

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
→ A trick-or-fleat!

What do birds say on Halloween?
→ Trick-or-tweet!

What do birds give out on Halloween?
→ Tweets.

Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?
→ He thought he was a gorilla (griller)!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
→ They have big fingers.

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared:

- Who is the king of the jungle?

- Oh, you are, Master - and the deer replied.

The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared:

- Who is the king of the jungle?

- Oh, you are, Master - and the zebra replied.

The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant:

- Who is the king of the jungle? - he roared.

With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said:

- Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.