Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?
→ Jockey and Jill!

How much money did the bronco have?
→ Only a buck!

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
→ Start off with a large fortune!

How do you lead a horse to water?
→ With lots of carrots.

How do you hire a horse?
→ Put a brick under each hoof!

How do you go about hiring a horse?
→ Try two pairs of stilts!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
→ They take a gallop poll!

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
→ He tried to stirrup some interest!

Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek"
Who wrote it?
→ Major Bumsore

- Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?

- Horse: Sure!

- Girl: What do you call it?

- Horse: Same as you do. Mare!