Gorilla's Invisible Fiance
Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
→ Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!
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Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
→ Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!
Why did the Ape jump off the building?
→ He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
→ The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
→ Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
→ His balk was worse than his bite!
Why are Gorillas underpaid?
→ They're willing to work peanuts!
Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?
→ Hairy Truman!
Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?
→ Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
→ Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
→ Ben/Anna!