Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz?
→ Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?
→ It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?
→ Did you ever hear a customer complain:

- Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
→ They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
→ They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?
→ They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?
→ The elevator men are on strike!

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
→ An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

Why did the Gorilla fail English?
→ He had little Ape-titude!

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?
→ To avoid the draft!