Most commented jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?
→ He wanted to improve his bite.

Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian?
→ He's looking for a crypt writer.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?
→ Well, fangcy that!

How does Dracula keep fit?
→ He plays batminton.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?
→ Have a nice bite!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Al Capone?
→ A fangster.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?
→ In bite-sized pieces.

Why does Dracula have no friends?
→ Because he's a pain in the neck.

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire?
→ It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
→ Coffin medicine.