Webbed Feet and Fangs
What has webbed feet and fangs?
→ Count Quackula.
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One-Fanged Vampire
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?
→ He has to grin and bare it.
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Vampire Fresh Breath
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
→ They use extractor fangs.
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Vampire National Day
What is the American national day for vampires?
→ Fangsgiving Day.
First Stop in America
Where did vampires go to first in America?
→ New-fang-land.
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Dracula Films
What do you think of Dracula films?
→ Fangtastic!
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Dracula Stops to Eat
When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?
→ The Happy Biter.
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Dracula Misses Lunch
Why did Dracula miss lunch?
→ Because he didn't fancy the stake.
Dracula Crossed with Snail
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?
→ The world's slowest vampire.
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Dracula's Pudding
What is Dracula's favorite pudding?
→ Leeches and scream.