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Dracula's Victims
What does Dracula say to his victims?
→ It's been nice gnawing you.
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Vampire Typewriters
What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
→ Blood type-writers.
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Vampire Types
What type of people do vampires like?
→ Type O positive people.
Pink Blood Drinker
What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood?
→ A hampire.
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Vampire on a Pumpkin
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
→ It wanted to play squash.
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Vampire Orchestra
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra?
→ He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.
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Dracula's American Office
Where is Dracula's American office?
→ The Vampire State Building.
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Vampire Goodnight Kiss
What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?
→ Necking.
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Vampire in Hospital
Why did the vampire go to hospital?
→ He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
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Bitten by a Vampire
- Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
- Drink this glass of water.
- Will it make me better?
- No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.