Most commented jokes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
→ A coffin break.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?
→ Because his life is at stake.

How does a vampire enter his house?
→ Through the bat flap.

How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
→ Send your name, address and blood group.

What's a vampire's favorite hobby?
→ In-grave-ing.

Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?
→ Because he was a complete sucker.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?
→ A two-year-old vampire.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?
→ They looked both ways before they crossed.

Two men were having a drink together.
One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife."
"Why's that?" asked the other.
"Because she's always trying to bite my head off," he replied.

Did you hear about the vampire who got married?
→ He proposed to his girl-fiend.