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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks.

- What do you think the problem is? - one man asked his companion.

- I dunno - came the reply:

- Maybe we aren't throwing the dog up high enough.

Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck.

- Where's George? - one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone.

- He's about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there 'cause I figured ain't nobody 'bout to steal him.

Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.

Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.
They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and asks why he didn't join others and he says:

- let them fight they forgot I have the keys

Which painter always had a very bad cold?
→ Vincent Van Cough

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
→ He didn't have the guts too

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?
→ To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why don't you wear snow boots?
→ Because they'll melt.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?
→ To Palm Beach.