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Rock Pools
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
→ Show me your mussels.
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The Boxer's Date
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?
→ Because she was a knockout!
Tube With a Degree
What do you call a tube with a degree?
→ A graduated cylinder.
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Cook and Dough
What did the cook say to the dough?
→ I "NEED" you!
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Never Comes Down
What goes up and never comes down?
→ Up
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Biggest Pencil
What is the bigest pencil in the world?
→ Pennsylvania
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Belt in Jail
Why did the belt go to jail?
→ Because he held up a pair of pants!
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Latest Scandal
Have you heard the latest scandal?
→ Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
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What Dela Wore
What did dela wear? (Delaware)
→ Her New Jersey
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Strong Weekend Days
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
→ Because the rest are weekdays.