Most commented jokes

What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?
→ I don't know and I don't care!

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid?
→ "Genius has its limits."

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
→ Limp biskit

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?
→ Heck

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says:

- What's this?

She says:

- Oh, my father's ashes are in there.

He goes:

- Geez...oooh.... I...

She says:

- Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked:

- how much did you pay for that?

- I paid through the nose! - he replied

A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader:

- Could you read my palm?

He shows his hand to her, and she says:

- But... I can't read your hand.

- Why? - the man asks.

- I don't understand your handwriting - the woman replies.

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.