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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?
→ Collect unemployment insurance!

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said:

- I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer.

One hunter groaned:

- Well, it worked. They're all safe.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
→ A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
→ A golden receiver!

What is the best way to hunt bear?
→ With your clothes off

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
→ The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
→ "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained:

- We've been hunting all day. We've shot at five deer - and not hit one!

- OK. Let's miss two more and then head back to camp - said Bob.

Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.

- Don't waste your time - Pat hollered.

- The rifle is not loaded.

- I can't wait - Mike shouted back.

- The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!

What is the best way to hunt bear?
→ With your clothes off.