Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!