Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".