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Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

- She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?

- He: Your sense of humor.

- Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?

- Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!

(you have to bring your own)

How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!

Why don't polish women use vibrators?
→ It chips their teeth.

Two wives were airing their troubles:
"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first.

"My husband and I just don't get along."

"Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?" asked the second.

"I would if I could catch him at it," replied the first.

The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens.

"It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?"

"Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook dinner and I get on top!"

Men are like placemats.

They only show up when there's food on the table.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.