Language Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Andrew

- Andrew who?

- Andrew all her money out of the bank!

Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver

Never Give Up! by Percy Vere

The Ugly Hag by Ida Face

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Coda

- Coda who?

- Coda paint!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chair

- Chair who?

- Chair you go again, asking more questions!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Candice

- Candice who?

- Candice get any better!

The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

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→ He bought a warehouse!

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the "blonde" employee: "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are at... VERY SLOWLY?" The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said...

"Burrrrrrrr, Gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing"