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What's the speed limit of sex?
→ 68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

George Carlin

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
→ A canoe tips.....

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

- What's the matter with me? he asks the doctor.

- You're not eating properly.

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?
→ Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.

"Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."

A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.

This time the sister is bawling and her brother says...

"Now she knows."

What do men and pantyhose have in common?
→ They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
→ So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.