Random joke from this category
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. "Oh, it was very disappointing," he said. "I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital."
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.
As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said, "Look at the legs among that group."
"Sorry old chap." replied the second doctor. "But I'm a chest man myself."
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
→ They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
What is the Australian for foreplay?
→ Brace yourself, Sheila!
And the Welsh?
→ Are you awake, Gwen?
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room, what's the first thing to hang out?
→ The DO NOT DISTURB sign!
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker, and he says, "How much?"
She says, "Twenty bucks."
He says, "All right."
They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, he runs into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her twenty-FIVE dollars.
She says, "What's the extra five?"
He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.
"Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk.
"Only one," replied the groom. "She won't take it up the ass."
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.
They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.
What's an Australian kiss?
→ The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.
Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa application. The border official looks over his shoulder, and sees the tourist trying to write 'Twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'.
The official explains, "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."
"Doesn't matter," the tourist answers.
