Travel Jokes — most commented jokes

What did the jack say to the car?
→ "Can I give you a lift?"

Why is an old car like a baby playing?
→ Because it goes with a rattle.

What song does a car radio play?
→ A cartoon (car, tune).

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
→ "Am I exhausted!"

- Teacher: Who built the first American car?

- Student: Me Pilgrims.

- Teacher: The Pilgrims?

- Student: Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
→ A road hog!

Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. 'Oh, Gladys,' said her friend, 'you've lost your engine!'

'Never mind dear,' said auntie. 'I've got a spare one in the trunk.'

Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night?
→ Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?
→ Because she'd never be able to learn the language

- Brother: How do you top a car?

- Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.