Stats/Math Jokes — most commented jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?
→ The multiplication table.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?
→ A senior high school math problem.

The teacher came up with a good problem.

"Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"

"Somebody else's pants."

- Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?

- Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

- Teacher, I can't solve this problem.

- Any five year old should be able to solve this one.

- No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

- Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?

- Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

- Teacher: Are you good at math?

- Pupil: Yes and no

- Teacher: What do you mean?

- Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

- I failed every subject except for algebra.

- How did you keep from failing that?

- I didn't take algebra!

What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
→ Square meals!