Random joke from this category
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.
"I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition."
"Batted .007," his wife added.
Where do footballers dance?
→ At a football!
What tea do footballers drink?
→ Penaltea!
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
→ Because he liked sole music!
Why are football players never asked for dinner?
→ Because they're always dribbling!
Who won the race between two balls of string?
→ They were tied!
What stories are told by basketball players?
→ Tall stories!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
→ They prefer cricket matches!
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
→ All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
Which football team loves ice-cream?
→ Aston Vanilla!
