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Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."

The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"

The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"

I was glad when one fish got away.

There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?
→ Anything you like, he can't hear you.

How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?
→ I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.

Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.

Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.

Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.

- I caught a twenty pound salmon last week.

- Were there any witnesses?

- There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds.

- I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead.

- That's not true, vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it!

I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing."

Gee I miss her.

Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.

"Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."

"Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off."

"But that's just what I did, mommy."

- What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

- That would be the one that measured fourteen inches....

- That's not so big!

- Between the eyes?