Science — most commented jokes

Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe:
The Pig Bang Theory.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?
→ Who cares!

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?
→ To boldly go where no man has been before!

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
→ Mouse code!

What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
→ Stalagmice!

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
→ Benjamin Frankenstein

- Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!

- Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.

What do you call a clever monster?
→ Frank Einstein.

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster?
→ He became an ex-Ray.

- Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium.

- Little monster: Why not?

- Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache.