School — most commented jokes

- Teacher: Tommy you try my patience!

- Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it!

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- Teacher: What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late?

- Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

- Teacher: In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.

- Pupil: How long for the answer sir!

- Father: Well Son, how are your exam results?

- Son: They're under water

- Father: What do you mean?

- Son: Below "C" level!

- Teacher: Why are you the only child in the classroom today?

- Pupil: Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday!

- Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school?

- Pupil: I don't know

- Teacher: Correct!

- Teacher: The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it?

- Pupil: My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks!

- Teacher: What is a comet?

- Pupil: A star with a tail

- Teacher: Can you name one?

- Pupil: Lassie!

- Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have?

- Pupil: A fight!