School — most commented jokes

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?
→ Mercy!

- Teacher: Can't you retain anything in your head overnight?

- Pupil: Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days!

- Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

- Pupil: Stop taking baths?

- Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have?

- Pupil: One big haystack!

- Teacher: Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

- Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

- Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class?

- Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home!

- Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon?

- Pupil: The horse will draw it!

- Are you in the top half of your class?

- No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible!

- Teacher: Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.

- Pupil: We're not passing notes. We're playing cards!

- Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting?

- Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen!