School — most commented jokes

- Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school.

- Mother: That's my son.

- Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry.

- Mother: You're sorry?

What do you call a tube with a degree?
→ A graduated cylinder.

What is the bigest pencil in the world?
→ Pennsylvania

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician?
→ To get a bit of light relief.

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?
→ A knight light

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
→ In his sleevies!

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
→ Egyptian dummies.