School — most commented jokes

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
→ They both have 'the' as their middle names!

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?
→ The registration of the car that ran him over!

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
→ I don't know, I wasn't invited!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
→ He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

- Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.

- Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else!

- Do you know the 20th President of the United States?

- No, we were never introduced!

- How did you do in your tests?

- I did what George Washington did!

- What was that?

- Went down in history!

- You've failed history again!

- Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
→ Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

- Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

- Must have been a duck family.

- A duck family?

- Didn't you say there was a quack in it!