Random joke from this category
- Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
- Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
- Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
- Pupil: A reindeer
- Teacher: Good, now name another.
- Class: Another reindeer!
- Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
- Class: Hooray!
- Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
→ On their feet!
- Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
- Class: At once!
- Father: How do you like going to school?
- Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
→ Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
What was King Arthur's favourite game?
→ Knights and crosses!
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
→ Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
What's black and white all over and difficult?
→ An exam paper!
The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug!
