School — most commented jokes

- Teacher: What's 2 and 2

- Pupil: 4

- Teacher: That's good

- Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!

- Teacher: Are you good at math?

- Pupil: Yes and no

- Teacher: What do you mean?

- Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

- Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round

- Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so!

- Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

- Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

- Teacher: Where is the English Channel?

- Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up

Laugh and the class laughs with you.
But you get detention alone!

Playing truant from school is like a credit card
Fun now, pay later!

- Be sure that you go straight home after school

- I can't, I live just round the corner!

- The brain is a wonderful thing

- Why do you say that?

- Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!

- Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.

- Pupil: You have my permission!