Relationships — most commented jokes

How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"?
→ He never had to date one.

How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?
→ He throws his kisses.

What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
→ Slow.

What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?
→ Dumbbells.

What are the only two kinds of men?
→ Studs and duds.

What do men have difficulty retaining?
a) a job
b) a budget
c) a promise
d) a secret
e) a friendship
f) a marriage
g) an anniversary date
h) a 30-minute erection
i) all of the above

What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?
→ Once, when it was still in the factory.

An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate.

They met, discovered they had the same fiancee, and told him: "Get out of our lives you rascal.

We'll teach you that you can't have your Kate and Edith, too."

Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, "What kind of man are you attracted to?"

"I've always been drawn to Native American men," she replied. "They're in harmony with nature."

"I see," said the man, nodding.

"But, then, I really go for Jewish men who put women on a pedestal, and I can rarely resist the way Southern gentlemen treat their ladies with respect."

"Please allow me to introduce myself," said the man. "My name is Tecumseh Goldstein, but all my friends call me Bubba."

The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would not remain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, "Your problem is that you are looking for a particular kind of woman.

You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is not particular."