Your Kind Of Man

Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked:

- What kind of man are you attracted to?

- I've always been drawn to Native American men - she replied.

- They're in harmony with nature.

- I see - said the man, nodding.

- But, then, I really go for Jewish men who put women on a pedestal, and I can rarely resist the way Southern gentlemen treat their ladies with respect.

- Please allow me to introduce myself - said the man.

- My name is Tecumseh Goldstein, but all my friends call me Bubba.