Ouch — most commented jokes

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

- Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?

- Customer: No.

- Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.

- Look at that bald man over there.

- It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.

Your so bald your bald

I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.

A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years."

The man said, "In that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"