Moth Patient
- Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.
- So why did you come around then?
- Well, I saw this light at the window...!
Random joke from this category
- Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.
- So why did you come around then?
- Well, I saw this light at the window...!
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito
- Go away, sucker!
- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
- That's baaaaaaaaaad!
- Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
- Don't talk rubbish!
- Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
- What's wrong with them?
- They keep slipping out from under my arms!
- Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee
- Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?
- Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
- Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
- Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
- Stick your foot out and trip it up!
- Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
- Yes - here's a kite!
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
- Didn't I see you yesterday?