Medicine — most commented jokes

- Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?

- Of course, come back tomorrow!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.

- Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!

- Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!

- What sister?

- Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.

- Take one of these every 4 laps!

- Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?

- I never make rash promises!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me

- One at a time please

- Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

- Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.

- Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

- I'll deal with you later.

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!

- Well sit still and don't stir!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee

- Have you tried taking the spoon out?