Medicine — most commented jokes

- Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

- Tell me about your problem.

- I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!

- Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.

- Don't answer!

- Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.

- Wait a minute please.

- Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.

- You do look a little pail.

- Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!

- No problem. Hop up on the couch.

- Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!

- And how long have you had this complaint?

- What complaint?

- Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.

- And how long have you had this complaint?

- Who wants to know?

- Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive.

- Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm

- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.

- Sit there and don't stir.

- Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly!

- Lay on the couch, face down.