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A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train.
The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying:
- Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from.
The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying:
- Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from.
Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...
Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?
→ In a brief case.
What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
→ Lawsuits.
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
→ Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted.
- Darling, it was just a shark - said his wife when he came to.
- You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere.
Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?
→ Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.
What do lawyers do after they die?
→ They lie still.
- Lawyer: Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?
- Client: After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't.
- Lawyer: Let me give you my honest opinion.
- Client: No, no. I'm paying for professional advice.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
