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Scottish Owls
What do Scottish owls sing?
→ Owld Lang Syne.
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What do Scottish owls sing?
→ Owld Lang Syne.
What do confused owls say?
→ Too-whit-to-why?
What does an educated owl say?
→ Whom.
Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"
→ He was studying foreign languages.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
→ A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
What language do birds speak?
→ Pigeon English!
What is a polygon?
→ A dead parrot!
Why do bikes have kick-stands?
→ Because they're two-tired.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
→ Pop-cycle
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?
→ Bicycle petals!