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Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee

Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin

How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"

Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

Why do blondes drive VWs?
→ Because they can spell it.

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagen?
→ Far-from-thinkin

How do you make a Venetian blind?
→ Poke him in the eye

- Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?

- Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
→ Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

Two owls were playing pool.
One said, "Two hits."
The other replied, "Two hits to who?"